Yo mama so fat she walked by my house and i lost 3 days of sunlight

yo momma so stupid when somebody rung the doorbell she went to the microwave

yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
yo momma teeth is so black when she opened her mouth they thought it was a solar eclipse

In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar full of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar full of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar full of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar full of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - died.

The second worm in the cigarette smoke - died.

The third worm in the sperm - died.

The fourth worm in the soil - was alive.

So the science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment."  read more »

A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it." The blond replies "Shut up, you're next."

Yo mama so fat.. when she went for a swim in the ocean the wales started singing (we are family! even though your bigger than me!)

yo momma is so fat even pacman cant eat her

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.  read more »

yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and screamed i got the power!!!!!!!!!!

Yo Momma so stupid she stopped at an stop sign and waited for it to say go!

Yo Momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person on an time please.

Yo Momma weigh so much every time she jumps and comes down there is an earthquake, volcanic explosion and tsunami!

Yo Momma so huge everytime she jumps there is an eclipse!

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