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Little Johnny & April

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.  read more »

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Little Johnny & April

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.  read more »

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The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson

The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:

"All right class, I want everyone to write a sentence which starts with a question and ends with an answer and has the words possible and definite in it!"

All at once, young Johnny's hand shot up.

"Miss! Miss!" called Johnny.
"Write it down, Johnny!" said the teacher.
" ... But Miss! Miss! Miss!" Johnny intoned.

"I said write it down!" exclaimed the teacher who was now quite peeved.
"Miss! Miss!" called Johnny once more.
"Okay, Johnny. I give up. What is it?"
"Is it possible that farts have lumps in them?"  read more »

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A woman in her 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift...

A woman in her 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob" where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob". Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.  read more »

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funny

i dont drink smoke or swear.

f.ck i left my smokes at the bar

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Mmhm#2

Q. What's the difference from a defense soccer player and a cowboy?

A. One kicks the other scores.

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yo mama!!!

Yo mama so fat everytime i turn around she weigh a 100 pounds more.

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How many Jews

Q. How many Jews does it take to keep a fire going?
A. 6 million

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Hubba Hubba #2

Q. Why are cowboys and clouds similar?

A. They're always on top.

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Mmhm

Q. Why don't cowboys use latex condoms?

A. They'd break.

Q. Why don't they use condoms with stronger material that wouldn't break?

A. Metal ones would be uncomfortable!

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