yo mama so horney she looked at the t.v. and it turned her on!!!!!

yo mamas so fat all of China could fit in her pussy.

yo moma so fat when she jumped the scientists discovered a new planet, called Yo anus

yo mama is like a pool table balls come in and balls come out

Yo mama so fat even dora cant even explore her

Yo mama so fat even dora cant even explore her

One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.

I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two pissa toast. She bring me only one piss.

I tella her I wanna two piss; she say, go to toilet - I say, you no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you betta no piss on plate, you sonna ma b*tch! I don't even know lady, she calla me somma ma b*tch.

Then I go to pharmacia with a cougha. The man he give me candy ana tell me fa cough! - I don't even know man ana he tella me FA COUGH!  read more »

OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".

The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer."

So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a little foot tall man and he pulls out a little piano. The little man starts playing the piano!

Next the bar tender asks "hey! thats prety cool, where did ya' get that?"

The man says" I'll tell ya' if you get me another beer." So the bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, and he says "I got it from a geenie and a lamp"  read more »

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued

yo mommas so ugly when she was a baby they put her in a dark corner and fed her with a sling shot.