Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Wouldn't you if your name was 'Aarghunghnah?

yo moma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scales her phone number popted up

ur mama so poor when she found a penny she thought she hit the lotto

yo mama is so hairy and fat she shits mini chubacas

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.  read more »

Yo mama so fat she walked by my house and i lost 3 days of sunlight

Yo mama is so stupid that she stole free samples.

Yo mother is so fat she sat on your iPhone and when she got up it was an iPad

Yo mother is so stupid she tripped over my wireless Internet

Yo mother is so fat she sat on your iPhone and when she got up it was an iPad

Yo mother is so stupid she tripped over my wireless Internet