Yo Momma So fat, that when she jumped off a diving board, ALL the people from Twilight yelled ECLIPSE !!

Yo Momma So fat, that when she jumped off a diving board, ALL the people from Twilight yelled ECLIPSE !!

yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
yo momma teeth is so black when she opened her mouth they thought it was a solar eclipse

yo mamas so fat when she sat on the toilet it started singing "a.b.c.d.e.f.g. get your big fat ass of me

yo mamas so fat when she wore high heels she struk oil

yo mamas so fat when she sat on i phone and when she got up it was an i pad

yo mamas so fat last time she seen 90210 it was on the scale

yo mamas so fat if she buys a fur coat a species will be extinked  read more »

yo mamas so fat when she sat on the toilet it started singing "a.b.c.d.e.f.g. get your big fat ass of me

yo mamas so fat when she wore high heels she struk oil

yo mamas so fat when she sat on i phone and when she got up it was an i pad

yo mamas so fat last time she seen 90210 it was on the scale

yo mamas so fat if she buys a fur coat a species will be extinked  read more »

yo mamas so fat when she sat on the toilet it started singing "a.b.c.d.e.f.g. get your big fat ass of me

yo mamas so fat when she wore high heels she struk oil

yo mamas so fat when she sat on i phone and when she got up it was an i pad

yo mamas so fat last time she seen 90210 it was on the scale

yo mamas so fat if she buys a fur coat a species will be extinked  read more »

yo mamas so fat when she sat on the toilet it started singing "a.b.c.d.e.f.g. get your big fat ass of me

yo mamas so fat when she wore high heels she struk oil

yo mamas so fat when she sat on i phone and when she got up it was an i pad

yo mamas so fat last time she seen 90210 it was on the scale

yo mamas so fat if she buys a fur coat a species will be extinked  read more »

yo mamas so fat when she sat on the toilet it started singing "a.b.c.d.e.f.g. get your big fat ass of me

yo mamas so fat when she wore high heels she struk oil

yo mamas so fat when she sat on i phone and when she got up it was an i pad

yo mamas so fat last time she seen 90210 it was on the scale

yo mamas so fat if she buys a fur coat a species will be extinked  read more »

your momma is so fat even dora can't explore her

yo mamas so fat she falls both sides of the bed
yo mamas so fat i took a picture last christmas and its still printing