Life Jokes

Biggest joke ever

King21 — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 02:52:52 +0200

yo life is the biggest joke ever ha ha ha ha ha

SO GAY

snowman — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 22:33:45 +0200

What do you call two gay guys with cum on their face? Frosted Flakes

funny joke

supergordito44 — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 07:10:19 +0200

Q:what do you get when 2 black guys and one white girl have a 3 some

A:an oreo

fat mama in the store

hannah — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 21:42:33 +0100

yo mama so fat whan she went to the store they all said get out you fat bitch

Sid and Irv's deal

jayson — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 20:59:32 +0200

Sid and Irv are buissness partners. they make a
deal that whoever dies first will contact the
other from the afterlife. some years pass and
Irv dies. sid doesn't hear from him for about a
year so he thinks there is no after life.
then one day he gets a call, it's Irv! Sid asks,
"what's it like?" Irv says he wakes up and has a big breakfast,then has sex, lots of sex, then read more »

Yo momma

Dtrain1 — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 16:40:20 +0200

Yo momma is so fat that when she steped on a scale it said on person at a time

Yo momma

Dtrain1 — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 16:40:15 +0200

Yo momma is so fat that when she steped on a scale it said on person at a time

Gannsta`s anit NOBODYY/NOTHING[]

danielle97 — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 23:28:26 +0100

Gannsta`s anit NOBODY[]

All dah gansta`s arouundd mah hood try to be dah hardest,,,,butt havve yhuu seenn themm wehn they be wit they momah,,,dhey da WEAKEST LINKK'!!

iiquess thats juxx how life goes,,,,'`!!

Gannsta`s anit NOBODYY/NOTHING[]

danielle97 — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 23:28:25 +0100

Gannsta`s anit NOBODY[]

All dah gansta`s arouundd mah hood try to be dah hardest,,,,butt havve yhuu seenn themm wehn they be wit they momah,,,dhey da WEAKEST LINKK'!!

iiquess thats juxx how life goes,,,,'`!!

Firetrucks and pooltables

Kind527 — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 18:48:17 +0100

Why are firetrucks red? you'd be red too if someone was pulling your hose all day.
Why are pooltables green? you'd be green too if someone was poking your balls with a stick.