Medical Jokes

The cure

john444john — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:17:29 +0200

Q. How to cure webbed feet
A. Tip the spiders out of your boots

boloo2 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:20:33 +0200

Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.

Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.

boloo2 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:14:43 +0200

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: $100.00.

Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?

Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

boloo2 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:12:44 +0200

Doctor: Have you ever had this before?

Patient: Yes.

Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

boloo2 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:10:13 +0200

Patient: 'Doctor, every time I eat fruit I get this strange urge to give people all my money.'
Doctor: 'Would you like an apple or a banana?'

boloo2 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:08:54 +0200

Q: Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk past the pill coubord quietly?
A: So she wouldn't wake the sleeping pills!!!

boloo2 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:05:54 +0200

Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?

Doctor: Absolutely nothing!