School Joke

barney

punkrock3r — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 00:54:01 +0200

i hate you , you hate me lets get together an kill barney ill grab the lighter an you grab the gas lets go blow up barneys ass

kids alphabet homework

ronnie — Sat, 14 May 2011 17:58:23 +0200

this boy called bob he had an alphabet homework to be completed by monday and the teacher told him if you learn your alphabets by ,monday you'll get a star. So he went homke and asked his brother what the first letter of the alphabet was and he said shut up. so bob said thanks and he went to his dad and asked him what the second letter of the alphabet was so and then he said owwwwww shhhhhit. read more »

Dear....

BlackSnookiez1 — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 04:00:34 +0100

Dear "popular kids",

You may make fun of me, drink, have sex, slack off in school, and think you're cool, but in 10 years, when you're working for me, I'm going to laugh my ass off!!

Signed,

The "not-so-popular" kids

yo like it like this jack and jill

Damien5678 — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 02:07:13 +0200

yo mom so hungry when the teacher said say abc she said kfc

i dont no what its calles

annieshafer@yahoo.com — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 00:38:26 +0200

There was this kid that had to say the first 4 letters of the alphebet for homework. So he went home and his mom and dad were arguing and he went to his mom and said whats the first letter of the alphebet and she said shut up so he wrote that down. read more »

Alphabet!

Decko101 — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 10:43:27 +0100

One day a kid goes to the teacher and says
KID: "Miss Can I Go To The Toilet"
TEACHER: "Yes but first you have to say the alphabet"
So He Says the alphabet.
KID: "A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o _ q r s t u v w x y z"
TEACHER: "Wheres The P"
KID: "Its Running down my leg miss"

A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic...

boloo2 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:53:01 +0200

A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?"

The little boy thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!"
The teacher replies, "None, how do you figure that?"
The little boy says, if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence."
The teacher replies, "Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!"

The little boy then says, "Teacher, let me ask you a question. read more »

Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class...

boloo2 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:52:44 +0200

The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today's word is "beautiful". Little Sally, would you please come up here and use "beautiful" in a sentence?"

Little Sally walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said - "Teacher, my mom is the most beautiful woman in the world."
Teacher says, "Very good, Little Sally, you may sit. Little Frankie, your turn." read more »

The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend...

boloo2 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:52:07 +0200

The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.

First Pupil: "I visited my Nana."
Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."

Second Pupil: I had a ride on a choo-choo."
Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."

Third Pupil: I read a whole book by myself for the first time."

Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?"

Third Pupil, with a big grin: "Winnie The Shit!"

The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson

boloo2 — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:51:44 +0200

The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:

"All right class, I want everyone to write a sentence which starts with a question and ends with an answer and has the words possible and definite in it!"

All at once, young Johnny's hand shot up.

"Miss! Miss!" called Johnny.
"Write it down, Johnny!" said the teacher.
" ... But Miss! Miss! Miss!" Johnny intoned.

"I said write it down!" exclaimed the teacher who was now quite peeved.
"Miss! Miss!" called Johnny once more.
"Okay, Johnny. I give up. What is it?"
"Is it possible that farts have lumps in them?" read more »