Cowboy Jokes

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Chris — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 06:28:52 +0100

Q. Why don't cowboys use latex condoms?

A. They'd break.

Q. Why don't they use condoms with stronger material that wouldn't break?

A. Metal ones would be uncomfortable!

Chris — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 06:24:58 +0100

Q. What's the difference from a defense soccer player and a cowboy?

A. One kicks the other scores.

Chris — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 06:19:30 +0100

Q. Why are tapeworms and cowboys similar?

A. Because they go inside of you and mess you up!

Chris — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 06:13:12 +0100

Q. Why is a hammer and a cowboy similar?

A. When they're nailing against the wall in another room they both make the same sound!

Chris — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:50:08 +0100

Q. Why are saloons and girls similar?

A. Because they're always open to cowboys

Chris — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:47:31 +0100

Q. Why don't the actresses scream when the killer ties them up in wild western movies?

A. Because they begged him to.

Chris — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:44:15 +0100

Q. Why are cowboys and clouds similar?

A. They're always on top.

Chris — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:40:54 +0100

Q. Why are supermodels and dogs similar?

A. When they jump at a cowboy and he says "Get down!" they obey.