Cowboy Jokes

cowboy

me — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 05:11:33 +0200

theres 3 cowboys they all go to a place to get drinks the first cowboy ask 4 a sprite the 2nd one ask for a coke the 3rd one ask for Mountain dew the dude getting the drinks is chinese and has to pee really bad so he pees in the cowboys coke the first cowboy says this is really good the 2nd one says this taste like piss the chinese guy says,"me chinese me play joke me put p p in ur coke the cowbo read more »

TEXAS

sophi1231 — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 23:32:26 +0200

THIS BOY GOES TO HIS TEACHER AND SHE ASKS WHATS YOUR NAME,HE SAYS TEXAS 3X THEN SHE SAYS I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL THEN HE SAYS FINE AND THEN THE PRINCIPAL ASKS WHAT IS YOUR NAME THEN HE SAID HIS NAME THREE TIMES THEN THE PRINCIPAL SAYS TO SIT OUTSIDE THEN A MIRED COMES AND SAYS WHATS YOUR NAME KID HE SAYS TEXAS 3X THEN THE MIRED STABBED HIM IN THE HART THEN HE RAN HOME AND HE SAID read more »

Mmhm

Chris — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 06:28:52 +0100

Q. Why don't cowboys use latex condoms?

A. They'd break.

Q. Why don't they use condoms with stronger material that wouldn't break?

A. Metal ones would be uncomfortable!

Mmhm#2

Chris — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 06:24:58 +0100

Q. What's the difference from a defense soccer player and a cowboy?

A. One kicks the other scores.

Mmhm#3

Chris — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 06:19:30 +0100

Q. Why are tapeworms and cowboys similar?

A. Because they go inside of you and mess you up!

Mmhm#4

Chris — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 06:13:12 +0100

Q. Why is a hammer and a cowboy similar?

A. When they're nailing against the wall in another room they both make the same sound!

Hubba Hubba #4

Chris — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:50:08 +0100

Q. Why are saloons and girls similar?

A. Because they're always open to cowboys

Hubba Hubba #3

Chris — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:47:31 +0100

Q. Why don't the actresses scream when the killer ties them up in wild western movies?

A. Because they begged him to.

Hubba Hubba #2

Chris — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:44:15 +0100

Q. Why are cowboys and clouds similar?

A. They're always on top.

Hubba Hubba

Chris — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:40:54 +0100

Q. Why are supermodels and dogs similar?

A. When they jump at a cowboy and he says "Get down!" they obey.