Kids & Family Jokes

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Thu, 01 Jan 1970 01:00:00 +0100

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trafic light

jsmitheman — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:12:20 +0100

q.what did the red trafic light say to the little trafic light say to the little trafic light

A. dont look i'm changing

Be quite at church

amrita — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:24:18 +0200

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”

http://www.funeskape.com/jokes/?go=cats&cat=Childrens%20Jokes

what first

downhillbikers — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:37:17 +0200

you have a match, so what would you light first? the oven, a candle, or a fire.

answer: you would have to light the match first!

hole in one

jjd2000 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 08:15:05 +0100

?:Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants.

A:Incase he got a hole-in-one

barbie

ifjgd — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:58:44 +0200

if barbie aint a slut y do i ave to pay for her boyfriend???

abc i need a pee

tomodinio — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:26:07 +0200

littel jimmy puts his hand up in class to go to the bathroom . first you have to say the alfarbeat.
so he goes abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz.
you miss the pee wheres the pee .
running down my leg replies jimmy!

go 2 sleep

tomodinio — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:23:21 +0200

littel jimmy is send to bed by his dad
5 minutes later: daddddd can i have a glass of water . no son lights out.
5 minutes later: daddddd can i have a glass of water . no son lights out next time if
you ask ill have to spank you.
5 minutes later . dadddd when you spank me can i have a glass of water!

collage hey.

tomodinio — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:19:30 +0200

why did the thmomerter go to collage .
a: to get a degree