Men & Women jokes

call costs

Kayleen knight — Sat, 14 May 2011 18:28:03 +0200

When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment...When a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.95 a minute.

Bank A.cs

Kayleen knight — Sat, 14 May 2011 18:24:00 +0200

Men are like Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much Interest.

WHAT TO GET YOUR WIFE

Deco — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 08:23:13 +0200

What type of watch do you get a women?
You don't need to there is one on the cooker!

Did it hurt?

BlackSnookiez1 — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 03:12:12 +0100

Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from -
Girl: Heaven? Awwww :')
Boy: No, when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down.
Girl: ....

nicks funfest

nickta@y7mail.com — Sat, 22 May 2010 05:46:45 +0200

johnny walks in to the bathroom whenn mummy is in the shower and sees her breasts and vagina so he askes what is that mummy so the mum says it is a bush. then he askes what are those mummy so she says there headlights son. then johnny sees daddy in the shower and sees his penis and dad says it is a snake. read more »

yo mama

poptropica34 — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:59:44 +0100

yo mama so fat when she walk the floor bounce

yo mama

poptropica34 — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:56:59 +0100

yo mama so poor she only takes a bath when it rains

FATTY!!

tyler999 — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:47:39 +0100

Once this fat woman went to the movies and asked an innocent man "Is this seat taken?" and he said "No, your fine!" So then she sat down and the man went BOOSH!!!! 40 feet because the obese woman managed for her belly to smack him across the room! "OUCH! Hope he didn't die!" The woman said. (Started out as a comic!)

Which is better chocolate or a vibrator

xxemobabexx — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 01:07:32 +0200

What's the diffrence between a bar of chocolate and a vibrator?
One's good for you the other is just for show

stuck

rbnsnmar — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:14:16 +0100

my wife slipped stepping out of the shower did the splits and screamed out, i came running in but could'nt get her up her fanny was suchioned to the floor, i rang my handyman mate who said "i'll get a hammer and chisel and be over in 5 mins" i said "what the f****" he said "i got to crack the tiles to break the seal" i said "ok,i'm gonna lick her ear and play with her boobs while i'm waiting" he s read more »