Heaven & Hell Jokes

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so funny

chipmonk — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:24:52 +0100

how do u spell ackmed? said a bloke in a bar, and ackmed said, ......a.....c....flem.......m......e......d!

steps to heaven

PrincezAlexandraWilburn — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:37:30 +0200

ok so there is a blonde, brown, and a red head,and they want to get to heaven.there was 100,000 steps to heaven.So god told them he was going to tell them a joke on each step and if they laughed the couldn't go to heaven. So on the first step the brown head laughed on the 55,000th step the blonde laughed. read more »

Days in hell

KrazyK095 — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 21:54:56 +0100

Bob dies and finds himself in hell. While he's wallowing in self pity, he stumbles across a demon.

Demon: Why so glum?
Man: Why'd you think? I'm in hell!
Demon: Aww, hells not so bad. Actually, we have a lot of fun!
Man: ...huh?
Demon: Do you drink?
Man: Yes... read more »

There once was a rich man who was near death...

kris — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 13:17:41 +0200

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him.

An angel hears his plea and appears to him.
"Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you." read more »