Heaven & Hell Jokes

whales

tutter — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 04:13:18 +0200

a kid and a teacher were arguing about how a whale can't eat a person the kid said when i go to heaven ill ask jonny he got eaten by a whale the teacher said what if he went to hell the kid said then you ask him

whales

tutter — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 04:13:12 +0200

mommy mommy

dave — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 01:08:57 +0200

mummy,mummy why are we pushing the car offthe cliff? shut up or you'll wake your father

i dont know what this is soo ha ha ha!!!

djcracker — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 03:32:58 +0200

yo mamma is so white when she went to heaven she blended in like a ghost

i dont know what this is soo ha ha ha!!!

djcracker — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 03:32:53 +0200

yo mamma is so white when she went to heaven she blended in like a ghost

yo momma so ugly

yomommaizass — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 01:28:59 +0200

yo momma so ugly she joined an ugly contest,they said sorry"no professionals

so funny

chipmonk — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:24:52 +0100

how do u spell ackmed? said a bloke in a bar, and ackmed said, ......a.....c....flem.......m......e......d!

steps to heaven

PrincezAlexandraWilburn — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:37:30 +0200

ok so there is a blonde, brown, and a red head,and they want to get to heaven.there was 100,000 steps to heaven.So god told them he was going to tell them a joke on each step and if they laughed the couldn't go to heaven. So on the first step the brown head laughed on the 55,000th step the blonde laughed. read more »

Days in hell

KrazyK095 — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 21:54:56 +0100

Bob dies and finds himself in hell. While he's wallowing in self pity, he stumbles across a demon.

Demon: Why so glum?
Man: Why'd you think? I'm in hell!
Demon: Aww, hells not so bad. Actually, we have a lot of fun!
Man: ...huh?
Demon: Do you drink?
Man: Yes... read more »

There once was a rich man who was near death...

kris — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 13:17:41 +0200

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him.

An angel hears his plea and appears to him.
"Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you." read more »