True Stories

Y0UNG L0V3 N3V3R FA1L$

Abbiiee — Tue, 03 May 2011 01:20:25 +0200

Walked into the supermarket
the other day and my sister saw
a lad from her school she really liked
soo she was scared to even talk to him
He had a big brother drop dead gawjuss
Soo went over too say hello
He sed hey beautiful and I sed OMG FUKIN NORA
and fainted!! Young love strikes agenn

Y0UNG L0V3 N3V3R FA1L$

Abbiiee — Tue, 03 May 2011 01:20:24 +0200

Y0UNG L0V3 N3V3R FA1L$

Abbiiee — Tue, 03 May 2011 01:20:21 +0200

Y0UNG L0V3 N3V3R FA1L$

Abbiiee — Tue, 03 May 2011 01:20:15 +0200

Twins!!:S

Abbiiee — Mon, 02 May 2011 02:12:32 +0200

Soo..I've been in a few relationships and ye
All bad ones but my worst one probably
Is this one:
One night ii went out was like ye gonna get
Drunk few shots sure, then met this boy
Fit as. And he asked me out I was acting
Cool yeah sure andd he went to drink with his mates
And I went off with mine and looked over too the door
He was leaveing so I caught up with him.. And walked back read more »

me learning karate

youngblood21 — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 01:29:51 +0100

It was a sunny day I was play with my brother nd before we left we had a war with a other block when we left to my dad's house then 6 hours later we come back nd my friend are bleeding every where so those 6 hours he was teaching us karate when we learned we beat them up just me nd my brother 2 on 4

How to resign in style

boloo2 — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:59:18 +0200

There are many tips on how to write resumes. But how about this for a resignation letter...
(An actual letter sent by a fed up US employee in Port Huncliff, New England)

Mr. Baker,

As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superior shares an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of myself, and my co-workers during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time. read more »

Council and housing association complaints

boloo2 — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:56:23 +0200

The following are real extracts from actual complaint letters sent to various councils and housing associations throughout the UK. What a literate bunch we Brits truly are!

I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage, and their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off. read more »

A bricklayer's accident report

boloo2 — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:55:09 +0200

This is a bricklayer's accident actual (verbatim) report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation board. This apparently is a true story.

Dear Sir
"I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. read more »

Stealing the camera

boloo2 — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:51:47 +0200

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

February 1, 1993

Raleigh, N.C., police charged Vernon Edsel Brooks, 34, with robbing a Radio Shack in July, despite his foresight in disabling a video surveillance camera by taking the camera with him as he fled.

Because he forgot to take the recorder to which the camera was connected, police found a tape containing a full facial shot of Brooks reaching for the camera.