Funny Insults

Your so ugly

Joker99 — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 17:50:28 +0100

Your so ugly you sat in your limo and it became old fashion

Your so ugly

Joker99 — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 17:50:24 +0100

Your so ugly you sat in your limo and it became old fashion

Im Lost (Very Funny)

Mariam Naz Anwar — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:29:00 +0100

I went to Spain I didnt know were I was going !,
I asked some guy and he was speaking spanish I didnt understand and ended up in a spanish Nanny Knitting club.
The lady put me in a club were all the ages 60-80s were but I was only 34 !!
And I said Hey Grandma Hurry up and get me my needle and I fell asleep when she came back.

yo mumma so fat

hotsuff914 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 08:32:38 +0100

yo mumma so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said her phone number!!!

Rick

nbaballer — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 23:00:36 +0200

This is my Husband Rick! The "The P is silent"

Oh mother

john444john — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:44:38 +0200

I wouldn't say my mamma's fat -
But she does have double chins all the way down to her ankles

If you had another brain...

boloo2 — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:54:22 +0200

If you had another brain, it would be lonely .

Don't you need a license...

boloo2 — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:53:49 +0200

Don ' t you need a license to be that ugly ?

Have you considered suing...

boloo2 — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:53:13 +0200

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support ?

I don't know what makes you so stupid...

boloo2 — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:52:39 +0200

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!