Funny Puns

wall to wall

rielelena — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 06:38:58 +0200

what did one wall say to the other?????......

meet u @ the corner!!!!

so fat

Blondiegirl13 — Thu, 05 May 2011 04:19:00 +0200

yo mama so fat she got more chins than a chinese fonebook.

so funny

FUNNY AS — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 10:26:59 +0100

knock knock whos there cow cow who cows dnt say who they say mooooooooooooooooooooo

Yo mama soo fat...

purplestarz123 — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 05:34:36 +0200

Yo mama soo fat that when she passed the tv i missed 5 shows.

Yo mama soo fat...

purplestarz123 — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 05:34:34 +0200

Yo mama soo fat that when she passed the tv i missed 5 shows.

japanese pizza

cooleo99 — Sun, 24 May 2009 21:24:58 +0200

A british man goes to japan on a holiday, hates japanese food. He asked the hotal manager for a pizza so the manager orders him 1. he asked for pepperoni then the delivery boy turns up. here you go. then the british man sneezes constantly. what did you put on this pizza? pepper-only!

It was an emotional wedding...

boloo2 — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:59:14 +0200

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

To some - marriage is a word...

boloo2 — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:58:55 +0200

To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.

If you step onto a plane...

boloo2 — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:58:20 +0200

If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!

He drove his expensive car...

boloo2 — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:57:28 +0200

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.