Blind Jokes

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paco0123 — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 19:27:48 +0200

you momma so fat she skished the shit out off me and guts

your looking fine today

kayla xox — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 05:51:44 +0100

one day a lady went for a shower and as soon as she jumped in the doorbell rang so she looked out the window and saw the mail man so she grabbed her towel and walked downstairs. she opened the door and said hello, the mailman replied and said, "i just delivered 51 letters in a hour, you should be proud of me."
"Well Done." read more »

Who's there?

nbaballer — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 05:21:36 +0200

One day a normal person was about to have a shower when she heard a knock on her door. She put on a towel and walked down and saw a clown standing there. I opened the door, then the clown said please congratulate me, I am rich. great the girl replied. read more »

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas...

boloo2 — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:37:49 +0200

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." read more »

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog...

boloo2 — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:36:03 +0200

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.

Blind Jokes

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your looking fine today

Who's there?

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas...

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog...

Why don't blind people skydive?