Bar Room Jokes

green hair~!

pascall swirl.com — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 10:59:30 +0200

a guy walks into a bar and goes up to a girl with red hair.

guy:why is your hair that colour?

girl with red hair:its natural.

the guy now goes to a girl with brown hair.

guy:why is your hair that colour?

girl with brown hair:its natural.

the guy then walks up to a girl with blonde hair and green hair at the bottom.

guy:why is your hair that colour? read more »

bar joke

assassin625 — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 00:08:42 +0100

one guy walked into a bar, and the other guy ducked

Magic Beer!

ace — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 18:10:25 +0200

there were a man and a woman sitting at a bar. the man was slowly sipping his beer with a smile on his face. The woman notice how he was smiling odly from nothing. and so she asked him "hey, why are you smiling?"
the man replied "well because of this beer, its magic beer!"
so the women obviusly says "Yeah right!"
the man says "No really, I'll prove it!" he takes a sip of his bear and then, read more »

laffing horse.

adammiller6000 — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:24:45 +0200

a man walks into a bar sits down and orders a beer.
he notices a big glass jar on the bar full of 50 doller bills, and it has a sign on it "win the money". the guy asks the bar tender what he has to to do to win the money., bar tender says "i got a horse in the back, if you can make him laff you can keep the jar. read more »

laffing horse.

adammiller6000 — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:24:42 +0200

funny

mbrow111 — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 07:54:54 +0200

i dont drink smoke or swear.

f.ck i left my smokes at the bar

Bip, bop on the nose.

KrazyK095 — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 22:14:59 +0100

This man with slight mental problems walks into a bar, to see three other men.
This man's mental problems is that he is very random.
So he walks up to the first guy, with brown hair, who is sober, and touches his nose and says, "Bip, bop on the nose." The guy gives him a funny look. read more »

Hooter Girls?? or what else??

marisol123 — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 01:44:21 +0100

we all know that women with big boobs work at hooters!!! right so where does one work with one leg???
Answer: I-hop

A neutron walks into a bar.

boloo2 — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:33:25 +0200

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

boloo2 — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:32:54 +0200

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."