Aviation Jokes

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yo mama is so fat

breannah — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:05:47 +0100

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the wheying scale and it said to be continued...

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The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation

boloo2 — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:04:21 +0200

1. I'm from the FAA and I'm here to help you.

2. Me? I've never busted minimums.

3. We will be on time, maybe even early.

4. Pardon me, ma'am, I seem to have lost my jet keys.

5 .I have no interest in flying for the airlines.

6. I fixed it right the first time, it must have failed for other reasons.

7. All that turbulence spoiled my landing.

8. I'm a member of the mile high club.

9. I only need glasses for reading.

10. I broke out right at minimums.

11. The weather is gonna be alright; it's clearing to VFR. read more »

Blind Pilots

boloo2 — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:02:35 +0200

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.

The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses. read more »

The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans

boloo2 — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:30:47 +0200

The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans:

1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.
2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings.
3. Join our frequent near-miss program.
4. On flights, every section is a smoking section.
5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements.
6. Our staff has had lots of experience counseling next-of-kin.
7. Are our jet engines too noisy? Don't worry. We'll turn them off.
8. Complimentary champagne during free-fall.
9. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.
10. The kids will love our inflatable slides. read more »