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On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan who has been running the "Just-a-Minute quiz" every lunchtime for years. These are actual answers from some contestants... 1. Something a blind man might use? A sword 2. A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon 3. Name the Capital of France? "F" 4. Name a bird with a long neck? Naomi Campbell 5. Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar 6. Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the dental hospital 7. What is Hitler's first name Heil 8. As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name) A pig in sh*t 9. Some famous brothers Bonnie and Clyde. 10. A dangerous race The Arabs 11. Something that floats in a bath Water 12. An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers A horse 13. Something you wear on a beach A deck-chair 14. A famous Royal Mail 15. Something that flies that doesn't have an engine A bicycle with wings 16. A famous bridge The Bridge Over Troubled Waters 17. Something a cat does Goes to the toilet 18. Something you do in the bathroom Decorate 19. A method of securing your home Put the kettle on 20. Something associated with pigs The Police 21. A sign of the Zodiac April 22. Something people might be allergic to Skiing 23. Something you do before you go to bed Sleep 24. Something you put on walls A roof 25. Something slippery A con-man 26. A kind of ache A fillet of fish 27. A Jacket Potato topping Jam 28. A food that can be brown or white A potato 29. A famous Scotsman Jock 30. A famous Welshman Vinnie Jones 31. Something you open other than a door Your bowels