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Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed * Silicon-enhanced chests and lips reveal that humans are not only "as innovative as they are cruel," but pretty vain as well. * Wahlberg's neglect in removing his shirt through the entire film reveals his kinship with the teen demographic: BACKNE SUFFERERS. * Fox Marketing Department determined that the ideal garment for a young ape's human pet is a peach-colored dress. * All inflamed baboon buttocks in the film were edited out. * Most extras were actually disgruntled gorillas out of work since the movie "Congo." * Kris Kristofferson's surly acting style is a result of the neverending pain of "Millenium"`s failure at the box office. * The imagery of the Ape army`s red tents taken straight from biblical writings dealing with how women were separated from the tribe during their periods. (Charlton Heston`s idea.) * Helena Bonham Carter's clothing came under-budget through some seamstress' creativity and Rue McClanahan's wardrobe. Her wildly trendy haircut however, accounted for %15 of the film`s budget. * According to ape acting union, the "Ape" Lincoln Memorial had to be scrubbed down with monkey feces in order to get rid of foul human odor.