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There once was a toad who was a bit different than all the other toads in the neighborhood. You see, he had a yellow penis. Since he wanted to be like all the other toads, he decides to go to the local wizard. He says, "Wizard, I wanna have a brown penis, just like all the other toads."
"You'll have to go to the wizard in Kansas, cuz I can't help you" says the wizard.
So the wizard gives him directions and the toad is on his way.
The next day, an elephant came in that had a pink penis, unlike all the other elephants, and he wanted the wizard to make it grey.
Once again, the wizard says, "You'll have to go to the wizard in Kansas."
"ow do I get there?"
"Oh, it's easy, just follow the yellow-dicked toad!!"