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Bob dies and finds himself in hell. While he's wallowing in self pity, he stumbles across a demon. Demon: Why so glum? Man: Why'd you think? I'm in hell! Demon: Aww, hells not so bad. Actually, we have a lot of fun! Man: ...huh? Demon: Do you drink? Man: Yes... Demon: Well, all we do on Mondays is drink. We drink ourselves silly - and you don't have to worry aobut your liver, you're already dead! Man: Gee, that's awesome! Demon: You a smoker? Man: Yup. Demon: All we do on Tuesdays is smoke. You can puff a cigar as big as New York! And who cares if you get cancer, you're already dead! Man: Wow! Demon: I bet you're a gambling man. Man: How'd you guess? Demon: All we do on Wednesdays, gamble gamble gamble. If you go bankrupt, whatever, you're dead! Man: Sweet! Demon: Do drugs? Man: Yup. It's the reason I'm here. Demon: Guess what we do on Thursdays, then. Man: Haha, I never knew hell was such a cool place. I really am gonna love it here! Demon: You gay? Man: Noo.... Demon: Ohhh... you gonna hate Fridays.