Why can't you hear bunnies having sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?
He contracted chirpes and the worst thing?
It was untweetable.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Wouldn't you if your name was 'Aarghunghnah?
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside...
This guy breaks into a house, and starts stealin some jewerly out of a jewerly box. Out of nowhere he hears,"Jesus is watchin you."
He looks around, but doesn't see anything, so he goes into the next room. He starts looking around in the dressers and closets, then hears the same voice again,"Jesus is watchin you." read more »