Yo moma ain't..

1) Yo moma ain't got no leg talkin bout "I ain't gonna stand for this"!

2) Yo moma in a wheel chair talkin bout "ain't nobody gonna push me around"!

3) Yo moma ain't got no eyes talkin bout "I'll see ya later"

4) Yo mama ain't got no ears talkin bout "Shut up, I heard you the first time"

5) Yo moma ain't got no arms talkin bout "can you gimmie a hand with this"?

6) Yo moma got 1 eye and 1 leg talkin bout " Sue is my first name but you can call me Ilean".

7) Yo moma ain't got no nose talkin bout "something smells fishy"!