Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop...
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird section.
Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem"
The assistant comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage op dere" says Gerry,
"Put dem in a "peeper bag"
The assistant does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.
They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the hills and
stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop.
"Dis looks loike a grand place. Eh?" says Gerry.
He then takes the two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and
jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate runs straight
down and drops off the edge and goes for a few seconds, then 'SPLAT'.
As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says "Fock
that dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me."
A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he walks
up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'.
He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other
hand, Seamus is carrying a gun.
"Hi Paddy, watch dis," Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes out the gun blows the parrot's
Seamus continues to plummet until there is a 'SPLAT'!, as he joins Gerry's
remains at the bottom.
Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat parrotshooting
A few minutes after Seamus splats himself Sean strolls up, he too has been
to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'.
Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches himself
off the cliff with the usual result.
Once more Paddy shakes his head - " Fock me Sean, first der was Gerry wit
his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting, and now you fockin hengliding".