TEXAS

THIS BOY GOES TO HIS TEACHER AND SHE ASKS WHATS YOUR NAME,HE SAYS TEXAS 3X THEN SHE SAYS I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL THEN HE SAYS FINE AND THEN THE PRINCIPAL ASKS WHAT IS YOUR NAME THEN HE SAID HIS NAME THREE TIMES THEN THE PRINCIPAL SAYS TO SIT OUTSIDE THEN A MIRED COMES AND SAYS WHATS YOUR NAME KID HE SAYS TEXAS 3X THEN THE MIRED STABBED HIM IN THE HART THEN HE RAN HOME AND HE SAID MOM I GOT RED APPLE JUICE COMING OUT OF MY HART AND HIS SISTER IS SINGING TEXAS GOT STABBED IN THE HART.