A D V E R T I S E M E N T

Simple Chinese

Dung On MAI Shu------------I stepped in excrement
Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep together
Ai Bang Mai Ne--------------I bumped into the coffee table
Fat Ho---------------------An unattractive woman
Ar U Wun Tu-----------------A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat----------------You need a face lift
Chow Mai Dong-------------Romantic proposition
Dum Gai---------------------A stupid person
Wel Hung Gai----------------Is that a banana in your pocket?
Won Hung Low-------------Southern Chinese dialect for Wel Hung Gai
Gun Pao Der-----------------An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung---------------Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding--------------We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive
Jan Ne Ka Sun---------------A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia---------------------Approach me
Lao Ze Sho------------------Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi----------------------Not very good
Lin Ching-------------------An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding-------------A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn----------------------A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai--------------------A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be------------A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne--------------A small horse
Ten Ding Ba----------------Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung-------------A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan--------------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah---------------Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim------------------Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting----------There is no reason to raise your voice

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