a man walks into a bar sits down and orders a beer.
he notices a big glass jar on the bar full of 50 doller bills, and it has a sign on it "win the money". the guy asks the bar tender what he has to to do to win the money., bar tender says "i got a horse in the back, if you can make him laff you can keep the jar.
the guy says all right. he goes in the back. after about 5 minuts the horse comes out laffin his head off. guy takes the jar and leaves.
guy come back a week latter and sees a jar full of 100 doller bills and says what do i have to do this time? bar tender says, now you have to make my horse cry.
guy goes in the back, about 5 minuts later the horse comes out crying, guy grabes the jar jar and starts walking out the door.
bar tender stopps him and says, how did you make the horse laff and cry? the guy says, well last week i told him i had a bigger dick than he does, and this week i showed him.