Jesus is watchin you.
This guy breaks into a house, and starts stealin some jewerly out of a jewerly box. Out of nowhere he hears,"Jesus is watchin you."
He looks around, but doesn't see anything, so he goes into the next room. He starts looking around in the dressers and closets, then hears the same voice again,"Jesus is watchin you."
Hegets a little scared so he starts sneaking around the house to search for the voice when he hears it again,"Jesus is watchin you."
He follows the voice and it leads him to a bird cage.
He sees the bird and asks,"Did you say that?"
The bird replied,"Yes"
"What is your name little bird?"
"What kind of retarded people name their birds Moses?"
The bird smiles,"The kind of people who name there rottweiler Jesus!"