The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says "bartender give me a brewskie."
The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here."
The gay continues, "I'll just sit in the corner and drink my beer and won't say anything."
The bartender says, "Well, all right!" and pours a beer.
A while later a cowboy walks in and says "Bartender give me a beer! I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls"
A voice is heard from the corner. "Moo! Moo! Buckaroo!"