A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender...
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "got any bananas?"
He gets thrown out.
He comes in the next day and asks the same thing, "got any bananas?"
Again, he gets the bums rush.
This goes on for several days until the bartender has had enough of this crap and screams,
"If you ever set foot in the bar again, I am gonna nail your stupid feet to the floor and rip your beak off!" Then the duck is thrown out into the street.
The very next day the duck once again enters the bar and walks up to the bartender.
"Hey buddy! Got any bananas?" asks the duck
"For the last and final time I don't have any damned bananas!!!" screams the bartender.
"Oh..." says the duck. "Got any nails?"