butt itches

there was a new boy at a school the teacher asked him wat is ur name.he said butt itches.she said really wat is ur name if u dont tell me ur goin to the office.he said butt itches.she said go to the office.he went and the princibal said wat is ur name he said butt itches.so he got susspended so one day he was walkin home and got shot.they were at his funeral the mom walked up nd said my poor butt itches the uncle said well if it itches so bad then scracht it.