Bip, bop on the nose.
This man with slight mental problems walks into a bar, to see three other men.
This man's mental problems is that he is very random.
So he walks up to the first guy, with brown hair, who is sober, and touches his nose and says, "Bip, bop on the nose." The guy gives him a funny look.
Then the man walks to the second man, wtih black hair, who is a little tipsy. He touches his nose and says, "Bip, bop on the nose." The man giggles tipsily.
Finally, the man walks up to the last person, with ginger hair, who's drunk. He bends down to do the nose trick when the ginger lashes out his fist three times on the poor saps nose. He says, "BISH, BASH on the NOSE. That's what you get for messing with a drunk ginger, bitch."
***I know the joke isn't very funny, but whatever***