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Barack Obama goes to the mall.

One day, Barack Obama makes an announcement on radio. He has a cold, so he sounds very different.
He announces - "In a few hours, I, Barack Obama, will visit the West Estate Mall. Anyone who wants to talk to me or ask any questions may do so, and then I'll be leaving with a big bang."
A few hours later, he goes into the mall, wrapped up around the face because of his bad cold.
He can't understand why people are screaming and running away from him. He realizes he might not look all that good, but that's no reason for people to scream.
"Calm down!" He shouts. "I'm Barack Obama! Stick around if you want to see the special surprise I have for leaving. It's with a big BANG!"
He means he's going to exit by the floor lowering down like an elevator, as it had been planned.
But when he spoke, everyone screamed and ran off. He was arrested, and when the police realized who he was they suggested he go back to where he was staying.
Later, Barack Obama switched on the TV - this is what he saw on the news.
A man with a white turban and dark skin had entered the mall. People started runng away from him.
Then he heard - "Calm down! I'm Iraqi Bomber! Stick around if you want to see the special surprise I have for leaving. It's with a big BANG!"
As soon as he said the, people ran off. Easy to see why. He looked and sounded like a terrorist - the way he said his name made him sound like a terrorist.
Eyes widening, he watches more. They heard a radio broadcast on the news - "In a few hours, I, Iraqi Bomber, will visit the West Estate Mall. Anyone who wants to talk to me or ask any questions may do so, and then I'll be leaving with a big bang."
Once again, he sounded like a terrorist.
Then, groaning, he remembered what he said to the nation earlier.
"Don't worry, I'm Barack Obama - I'll make things right. I'll blow this war to peices. We will come to an agreement with our 'enemies'."
And he'd had a cold when he said it.

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