Alien Crash Landed on Earth

An alien crash landed on earth, and he went to a store and all he heard was me, me , me. He went to another store and all he heard was forks and knifes, forks and knifes, finally he went to a 3rd store and heard goodie goodie gumdrops. Later that night he went to a crime scene, the police ask him do you know who did this, he reliped me, me, me. Then the police asked what did u do it with, he reliped forks and knifes, forks and knifes. The police says your coming with me, the alien relipes goodie goodie gumdrops!