Actual Answers From Radio Contestants

On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan who has been running the "Just-a-Minute quiz" every lunchtime for years. These are actual answers from some contestants...

1. Something a blind man might use?
A sword

2. A Song with the word Moon in the title?
Blue Suede Moon

3. Name the Capital of France?
"F"

4. Name a bird with a long neck?
Naomi Campbell

5. Name an occupation where you might need a torch?
A burglar

6. Where is the Taj Mahal?
Opposite the dental hospital

7. What is Hitler's first name
Heil

8. As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint - think of my name)
A pig in sh*t

9. Some famous brothers
Bonnie and Clyde.

10. A dangerous race
The Arabs

11. Something that floats in a bath
Water

12. An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A horse

13. Something you wear on a beach
A deck-chair

14. A famous Royal
Mail

15. Something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A bicycle with wings

16. A famous bridge
The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

17. Something a cat does
Goes to the toilet

18. Something you do in the bathroom
Decorate

19. A method of securing your home
Put the kettle on

20. Something associated with pigs
The Police

21. A sign of the Zodiac
April

22. Something people might be allergic to
Skiing

23. Something you do before you go to bed
Sleep

24. Something you put on walls
A roof

25. Something slippery
A con-man

26. A kind of ache
A fillet of fish

27. A Jacket Potato topping
Jam

28. A food that can be brown or white
A potato

29. A famous Scotsman
Jock

30. A famous Welshman
Vinnie Jones

31. Something you open other than a door
Your bowels