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Yo Momma's So Fat

Yo momma's so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!

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Ruler to Bed

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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Your momma is...

Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn !

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Lincoln

Your moma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!

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Yo mamma's armpits

Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!

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You Mama's So Hairy...

- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
- Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
- Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
- Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
- Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.  read more »

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Yo Momma is so fat

Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.

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Yo Mama Genesis

Yo Mama Genesis

Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your fat ass out of the way."

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