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Yo mama!

Yo mamma's so stupid

Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!

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You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.

Yo momma's so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with a X on it a helicopter tried to land on her.

Your dog is so dumb that if you were to cut off his tail and make him walk backwards he'd start wagging his head!

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Yo momma is so fat

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

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The Whales

Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."

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Stinky momma

Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!

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Yo Momma so Old

Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah's Ark!

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Your Momma's so stupid...

Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!

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Your mom is so stupid

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

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Pool table

Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls.

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Yo' Mamma is so ugly

Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!

I asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'

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