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Yo mama!

Yo momma so damn heavy

Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"

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Your mom is soooo fat...

Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!

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90210

Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

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Chilly

Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!

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Yo Momma so fat

Your Momma's so fat that she has a wide load sign on her butt and when she backs up all the Trucks go "Beep beep beep".

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M and M's

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

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Quarterback

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

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Yo mamma's so stupid...

Yo mamma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Hey, where's my gumball?"

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Shoot-out

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

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You're mamma's so fat

Your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell "TAXI!"

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