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Yo mama!

Yo mamma's so fat!

Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaws of life" to get her INTO her car!

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Your Momma's so fat

Your Momma's so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!

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Yo mama's so poor

Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.

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Yo mama's so poor

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left"

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Yo mama's so poor

Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a fly, she yelled "Hey where'd grandma go?!?!?!"

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Yo mama's so poor

Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uniform to church

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Yo Momma's so old

Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!

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Lipstick

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

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Your momma so fat

Your momma so fat she broke the family tree .

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Your momma is so bald-headed

Your momma is so bald-headed she got in the shower and got brain washed.

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