Yo mama!

yo mama is fat when she went to sleep she was naming new cake and burgers hhaha

Yo momma so old she took jesus to prom
yo momma so old its a fossil of her thong
yo momma so fat when she left the hospital it had stretch marks
yo momma so fat that she got highways for stretch mark
yo momma so fat she got custom made pants that says"wide load"on tha back
yo momma so fat she had got baptized in the atlantic ocean
yo momma so old she has babby pics of jesus  read more »

yo mama so fat she tripped over k-mart, stumbled over walmart, and landed on target.

Yo Momma is so fat she played pool with the universe.

Yo Momma so dumb when someone rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and said "Ding-Dong!"

Yo Momma is so stupid she looked at the remote and said "How the heck you turn this on?"

Yo Momma so stupid she stopped at an stop sign and waited for it to say go!

Yo Momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person on an time please.

Yo Momma weigh so much every time she jumps and comes down there is an earthquake, volcanic explosion and tsunami!

Yo Momma so huge everytime she jumps there is an eclipse!

Produced by Kanefan7

yo mama so stupid that when she seen a sign that said "Disney Left" she went home !!!!! lol :)

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell taxi.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born her mama said "what a treasure",andher dad said "Yes lets bary it"!