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Barack Obama goes to the mall.
Submitted by KrazyK095 on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 21:31.One day, Barack Obama makes an announcement on radio. He has a cold, so he sounds very different.
He announces - "In a few hours, I, Barack Obama, will visit the West Estate Mall. Anyone who wants to talk to me or ask any questions may do so, and then I'll be leaving with a big bang."
A few hours later, he goes into the mall, wrapped up around the face because of his bad cold. read more »
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obama
Submitted by lennyox on Thu, 11/06/2008 - 12:55.Dunno what all the fuss is about this Obama guy...
blacks have been getting into white houses for years!!
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obama
Submitted by lennyox on Thu, 11/06/2008 - 12:53.Black women all over the wold are shaving their
pubic hair in support of Obama's election result.
Their message to the wold is:
" READ OUR LIPS-NO MORE BUSH"
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super tuesday
Submitted by tomodinio on Wed, 08/27/2008 - 12:14.the night before super tuesday hillary clinton shaves her fanny . the next day in front of her milions of supporters.she lifts up her skirt and said NO MORE BUSH
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Building the Ark
Submitted by boloo2 on Mon, 08/11/2008 - 12:18.And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind ofliving thing on the planet. I am ordering you to build Me an Ark." read more »
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Hillary and Bill again!
Submitted by boloo2 on Mon, 08/11/2008 - 12:16.When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it."
In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside.
In the box there were 3 empty beer cans and $1,874.25 in cash. read more »
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Monica Counters Clinton
Submitted by boloo2 on Mon, 08/11/2008 - 12:16.AP - Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton's firm denial:
"I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has come to a head and blown up in my face."
"This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I am at my best. I have faced hard things in the past, and I know what is coming. I will meet this challenge the only way that I know how: head on." read more »
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Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Submitted by boloo2 on Mon, 08/11/2008 - 11:51.Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
forever."
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-- Mariah Carey
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same read more »
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The Prayer
Submitted by boloo2 on Mon, 08/11/2008 - 11:50.A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read:
Dear GOD, read more »
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George W Bush meets Moses!
Submitted by boloo2 on Mon, 08/11/2008 - 11:49.George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair.
The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses?" The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.
George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses?" The man continued to peruse the ceiling. George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you Moses?" read more »
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