Political Jokes

the white and black had a fight the black won and the white lost so all the whites said i hope we could shine like that then the blacks said yall only shine when yall glow in the dark

Q:WHAT DOES HILLRY CLINTON DO AFTER SHE SHAVES HER PUSSY EVRY MORNING?
A: SHE SENDS HIM OF TO WORK!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!

One day, Barack Obama makes an announcement on radio. He has a cold, so he sounds very different.
He announces - "In a few hours, I, Barack Obama, will visit the West Estate Mall. Anyone who wants to talk to me or ask any questions may do so, and then I'll be leaving with a big bang."
A few hours later, he goes into the mall, wrapped up around the face because of his bad cold.  read more »

Dunno what all the fuss is about this Obama guy...
blacks have been getting into white houses for years!!

Black women all over the wold are shaving their
pubic hair in support of Obama's election result.
Their message to the wold is:
" READ OUR LIPS-NO MORE BUSH"

And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind ofliving thing on the planet. I am ordering you to build Me an Ark."  read more »

When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it."

In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside.

In the box there were 3 empty beer cans and $1,874.25 in cash.  read more »

AP - Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton's firm denial:

"I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has come to a head and blown up in my face."

"This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I am at my best. I have faced hard things in the past, and I know what is coming. I will meet this challenge the only way that I know how: head on."  read more »

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
forever."
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-- Mariah Carey

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same  read more »

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read:

Dear GOD,  read more »