A D V E R T I S E M E N T

Men & Women jokes

call costs

When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment...When a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.95 a minute.

3.75
Average: 3.8 (12 votes)
Your rating: None

Bank A.cs

Men are like Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much Interest.

3.666665
Average: 3.7 (12 votes)
Your rating: None

WHAT TO GET YOUR WIFE

What type of watch do you get a women?
You don't need to there is one on the cooker!

3.875
Average: 3.9 (16 votes)
Your rating: None

Did it hurt?

Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from -
Girl: Heaven? Awwww :')
Boy: No, when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down.
Girl: ....

3.4
Average: 3.4 (30 votes)
Your rating: None

nicks funfest

johnny walks in to the bathroom whenn mummy is in the shower and sees her breasts and vagina so he askes what is that mummy so the mum says it is a bush. then he askes what are those mummy so she says there headlights son. then johnny sees daddy in the shower and sees his penis and dad says it is a snake.  read more »

3.5
Average: 3.5 (20 votes)
Your rating: None

yo mama

yo mama so fat when she walk the floor bounce

2.941175
Average: 2.9 (17 votes)
Your rating: None

yo mama

yo mama so poor she only takes a bath when it rains

3.384615
Average: 3.4 (13 votes)
Your rating: None

FATTY!!

Once this fat woman went to the movies and asked an innocent man "Is this seat taken?" and he said "No, your fine!" So then she sat down and the man went BOOSH!!!! 40 feet because the obese woman managed for her belly to smack him across the room! "OUCH! Hope he didn't die!" The woman said. (Started out as a comic!)

3.35294
Average: 3.4 (17 votes)
Your rating: None

Which is better chocolate or a vibrator

What's the diffrence between a bar of chocolate and a vibrator?
One's good for you the other is just for show

3.583335
Average: 3.6 (24 votes)
Your rating: None

stuck

my wife slipped stepping out of the shower did the splits and screamed out, i came running in but could'nt get her up her fanny was suchioned to the floor, i rang my handyman mate who said "i'll get a hammer and chisel and be over in 5 mins" i said "what the f****" he said "i got to crack the tiles to break the seal" i said "ok,i'm gonna lick her ear and play with her boobs while i'm waiting" he s  read more »

3.596155
Average: 3.6 (52 votes)
Your rating: None
Syndicate content