Life Jokes

yo life is the biggest joke ever ha ha ha ha ha

What do you call two gay guys with cum on their face? Frosted Flakes

Q:what do you get when 2 black guys and one white girl have a 3 some

A:an oreo

yo mama so fat whan she went to the store they all said get out you fat bitch

Sid and Irv are buissness partners. they make a
deal that whoever dies first will contact the
other from the afterlife. some years pass and
Irv dies. sid doesn't hear from him for about a
year so he thinks there is no after life.
then one day he gets a call, it's Irv! Sid asks,
"what's it like?" Irv says he wakes up and has a big breakfast,then has sex, lots of sex, then  read more »

Yo momma is so fat that when she steped on a scale it said on person at a time

Yo momma is so fat that when she steped on a scale it said on person at a time

Gannsta`s anit NOBODY[]

All dah gansta`s arouundd mah hood try to be dah hardest,,,,butt havve yhuu seenn themm wehn they be wit they momah,,,dhey da WEAKEST LINKK'!!

iiquess thats juxx how life goes,,,,'`!!

Gannsta`s anit NOBODY[]

All dah gansta`s arouundd mah hood try to be dah hardest,,,,butt havve yhuu seenn themm wehn they be wit they momah,,,dhey da WEAKEST LINKK'!!

iiquess thats juxx how life goes,,,,'`!!

Why are firetrucks red? you'd be red too if someone was pulling your hose all day.
Why are pooltables green? you'd be green too if someone was poking your balls with a stick.