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Gannsta`s anit NOBODYY/NOTHING[]

Gannsta`s anit NOBODY[]

All dah gansta`s arouundd mah hood try to be dah hardest,,,,butt havve yhuu seenn themm wehn they be wit they momah,,,dhey da WEAKEST LINKK'!!

iiquess thats juxx how life goes,,,,'`!!

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Gannsta`s anit NOBODYY/NOTHING[]

Gannsta`s anit NOBODY[]

All dah gansta`s arouundd mah hood try to be dah hardest,,,,butt havve yhuu seenn themm wehn they be wit they momah,,,dhey da WEAKEST LINKK'!!

iiquess thats juxx how life goes,,,,'`!!

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Firetrucks and pooltables

Why are firetrucks red? you'd be red too if someone was pulling your hose all day.
Why are pooltables green? you'd be green too if someone was poking your balls with a stick.

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Boy and girl

A boy and a girl went to a sand box at a park and dropped their pants and said whats that, so they said I dunno ill find out, So the boy goes home and says mom whats this and the mom says go ask your father and the father says thats your racecar try to park it in as many garages as you can, so then the girl goes home and says dad whats this and the dad says ask your mother so the mother says thats  read more »

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Bad little boy from down the street

It was this boys first day of school and the teacher asked him his name and the boy said "Im the Bad little boy from down the street ill kick your butt from street to street" all the kids in the class started laughing "well i see you wanted to make a joke but please whats your name?" said the teacher the boy said the same thing "Im the Bad little boy from down the street ill kick your butt from st  read more »

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CHERRY HILL

This boy came into class late and the teacher ask "where have you been?"he tells her "i was on top of cherry hill" she shrugs it off and then another boy came to class late and the teacher ask's "where have you been?" and he tells her "i was on top of cherry hill" she starts to wonder but keeps her class going then another boy comes in late and she ask the same question and he also tells her he  read more »

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CHERRY HILL

This boy came into class late and the teacher ask "where have you been?"he tells her "i was on top of cherry hill" she shrugs it off and then another boy came to class late and the teacher ask's "where have you been?" and he tells her "i was on top of cherry hill" she starts to wonder but keeps her class going then another boy comes in late and she ask the same question and he also tells her he  read more »

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My Aunti Is an Grandma My Mistake

My Brother Felt Sick And someone Came To Pick Him Up,
I didnt realise were he was and I asked a boy in his class he said he went home with a 50 yr old women I said that was my grandmother.
Then when I went to pick My brother up I asked Who picked you up he said Our 34yr old Aunti !....the next day he said that she didnt look like she was 60-80 she looked like she was 70-80 ...!

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Make Life Mre Enjoyable

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.  read more »

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For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges

10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.  read more »

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