Life Jokes

Yo momma is so fat that when she steped on a scale it said on person at a time

Yo momma is so fat that when she steped on a scale it said on person at a time

Gannsta`s anit NOBODY[]

All dah gansta`s arouundd mah hood try to be dah hardest,,,,butt havve yhuu seenn themm wehn they be wit they momah,,,dhey da WEAKEST LINKK'!!

iiquess thats juxx how life goes,,,,'`!!

Gannsta`s anit NOBODY[]

All dah gansta`s arouundd mah hood try to be dah hardest,,,,butt havve yhuu seenn themm wehn they be wit they momah,,,dhey da WEAKEST LINKK'!!

iiquess thats juxx how life goes,,,,'`!!

Why are firetrucks red? you'd be red too if someone was pulling your hose all day.
Why are pooltables green? you'd be green too if someone was poking your balls with a stick.

A boy and a girl went to a sand box at a park and dropped their pants and said whats that, so they said I dunno ill find out, So the boy goes home and says mom whats this and the mom says go ask your father and the father says thats your racecar try to park it in as many garages as you can, so then the girl goes home and says dad whats this and the dad says ask your mother so the mother says thats  read more »

It was this boys first day of school and the teacher asked him his name and the boy said "Im the Bad little boy from down the street ill kick your butt from street to street" all the kids in the class started laughing "well i see you wanted to make a joke but please whats your name?" said the teacher the boy said the same thing "Im the Bad little boy from down the street ill kick your butt from st  read more »

This boy came into class late and the teacher ask "where have you been?"he tells her "i was on top of cherry hill" she shrugs it off and then another boy came to class late and the teacher ask's "where have you been?" and he tells her "i was on top of cherry hill" she starts to wonder but keeps her class going then another boy comes in late and she ask the same question and he also tells her he  read more »

This boy came into class late and the teacher ask "where have you been?"he tells her "i was on top of cherry hill" she shrugs it off and then another boy came to class late and the teacher ask's "where have you been?" and he tells her "i was on top of cherry hill" she starts to wonder but keeps her class going then another boy comes in late and she ask the same question and he also tells her he  read more »

My Brother Felt Sick And someone Came To Pick Him Up,
I didnt realise were he was and I asked a boy in his class he said he went home with a 50 yr old women I said that was my grandmother.
Then when I went to pick My brother up I asked Who picked you up he said Our 34yr old Aunti !....the next day he said that she didnt look like she was 60-80 she looked like she was 70-80 ...!