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Lawyer Jokes
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
Submitted by boloo2 on Sun, 08/10/2008 - 12:32.Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
If one side has one, the other side has to get one.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
Once launched, they can't be recalled.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Submitted by boloo2 on Sun, 08/10/2008 - 12:31.Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No ? Good !
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What's the difference between lawyers and buzzards?
Submitted by boloo2 on Sun, 08/10/2008 - 12:31.What's the difference between lawyers and buzzards?
Lawyers have removable wing tips.
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Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?
Submitted by boloo2 on Sun, 08/10/2008 - 12:31.Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
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What's the difference between God and an attorney?
Submitted by boloo2 on Sun, 08/10/2008 - 12:30.What's the difference between God and an attorney?
God doesn't think he's an attorney.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Submitted by boloo2 on Sun, 08/10/2008 - 12:30.What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
Submitted by boloo2 on Sun, 08/10/2008 - 12:30.What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?
Submitted by boloo2 on Sun, 08/10/2008 - 12:29.What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?
The bucket.
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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
Submitted by boloo2 on Sun, 08/10/2008 - 12:29.How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
Other lawyers look interested.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
Submitted by boloo2 on Sun, 08/10/2008 - 12:29.How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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