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trafic light

q.what did the red trafic light say to the little trafic light say to the little trafic light

A. dont look i'm changing

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Be quite at church

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”

http://www.funeskape.com/jokes/?go=cats&cat=Childrens%20Jokes

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what first

you have a match, so what would you light first? the oven, a candle, or a fire.

answer: you would have to light the match first!

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hole in one

?:Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants.

A:Incase he got a hole-in-one

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barbie

if barbie aint a slut y do i ave to pay for her boyfriend???

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abc i need a pee

littel jimmy puts his hand up in class to go to the bathroom . first you have to say the alfarbeat.
so he goes abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz.
you miss the pee wheres the pee .
running down my leg replies jimmy!

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go 2 sleep

littel jimmy is send to bed by his dad
5 minutes later: daddddd can i have a glass of water . no son lights out.
5 minutes later: daddddd can i have a glass of water . no son lights out next time if
you ask ill have to spank you.
5 minutes later . dadddd when you spank me can i have a glass of water!

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collage hey.

why did the thmomerter go to collage .
a: to get a degree

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Where is God?

A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.  read more »

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