Idiot Jokes

doctor,doctor you have to help me out!! thats easily done, which way did you come in?

ur the bus driver.so you pick up 8 kids drop off 4 pick up 3 drop off 2 pick up 2 and drop of 2 then pick up 3.what is the color of the bus driver's shirt?????

whatever shirt ur wearing.

See if you can do this. Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start over or it won't work.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is moron cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
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what did the baseball player get for his wifes birthday

answer:a daimond

Two guys robbed some mangos off this old woman's tree. When they had full hands they hid the mangos in the cemetary. Then they went back to get more. While they were gone 2 other robbers found the huge pile of mangos the other guys hid in the cemetary. The two original robbers came back with more mangoes. They dropped the mangoes when they heard...  read more »

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he was so ugly he pooped out a flat sreen

In 2009 the goverment will ship all retards away.I started cryn when i thought of you leavin.Be strong and wear your floaty

After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when
they pulled the cork out of the bottle, a genie appeared.

'I'll grant each of you a single wish,' said the genie.

'I wish I was home,' said the first man. Then, poof! he disappeared.

'I wish I was home, too,' said the second man. Poof! He disappeared too.

The third man looked around. 'Gee, I'm kind of lonely,' he said. 'I wish my friends were here with me.'

See if you can do this. Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start over or it won't work.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is moron cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top...