Idiot Jokes

yo muma is so poor when the robbers try to robb her they left cash!!:]

yo muma is so fat that when a truck tryed to run her over all it did was bounce over her.:}

yo muma is so stupid she tryed puting m and ms in alphabetical order.:}

professer:
victoe are you still alive?

victoe:
no bro im dead yeah professer im dead just im kinda talking like yeah like um yeah bro so.... are you dead?

professer:
um mabey you will never know i might be dead i might be alive oh dam im still talking dam it.:]

yo muma is so ancient when she fell from her fatness she turned in to dust.yo muma is so mumafied her bandages are even mumafied.
last time i heard that yo muma fell off her dinosaur.

devil:
who is your friend here?.

god:jim[off acording to jim]

devil:whos your other friends your mother and your grandpa.:]

pictuers of you
pictures of me
ewww why do you keep these upon your wall.

yo muma is so fat that she wouldnt be able sleep on even a californa
king sized bed. :]

question:what do you call harry potter when his playing hide and seek?
answer:harry spotter!!!

question:what do you call harry potter when his playing hide and seek?
answer:harry spotter!!!

READ THIS OUTLOUD . IF U MAKE ANY MISTAKES OR U WILL HAVE TO START OVER.

THIS IS A CAT

THIS IS MORON CAT

THIS CAT CAN'T RUN

THIS CAT UNDERSTAND

THIS CAT THIS

THIS CAT AT FOOD RESTRUANT

THIS CAT ALL FUN

NOW GO BACK AT THIS IS A CAT AND READ EACH THIRD WORD.