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what did the baseball player get for his wifes birthday

answer:a daimond

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ONE FOR YOU,ONE FOR ME,ONE.....

Two guys robbed some mangos off this old woman's tree. When they had full hands they hid the mangos in the cemetary. Then they went back to get more. While they were gone 2 other robbers found the huge pile of mangos the other guys hid in the cemetary. The two original robbers came back with more mangoes. They dropped the mangoes when they heard...  read more »

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it

If you are reading this you are an idiot because this is idiot section

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he was so ugly

he was so ugly he pooped out a flat sreen

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in 2009

In 2009 the goverment will ship all retards away.I started cryn when i thought of you leavin.Be strong and wear your floaty

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Lifeboat

After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when
they pulled the cork out of the bottle, a genie appeared.

'I'll grant each of you a single wish,' said the genie.

'I wish I was home,' said the first man. Then, poof! he disappeared.

'I wish I was home, too,' said the second man. Poof! He disappeared too.

The third man looked around. 'Gee, I'm kind of lonely,' he said. 'I wish my friends were here with me.'

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The Mistake Test

See if you can do this. Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start over or it won't work.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is moron cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top...

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The Stella Awards

The "Stella" awards rank up there with the Darwin awards. Stella Liebeck is the 81 year old lady who spilled coffee on herself and sued McDonalds. This case inspired an annual award: The "Stella" Award - for the most frivolous lawsuits in the U. S.

The following are this year's candidates:  read more »

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