- Jokes
- Animal Jokes
- Aviation Jokes
- Bar Room Jokes
- Blind Jokes
- Blonde Jokes
- Brunette Jokes
- Business Jokes
- Computer Jokes
- Courtroom Jokes
- Cowboy Jokes
- Death Jokes
- Deep Thoughts
- Drinking Jokes
- Driving Jokes
- Entertainment Jokes
- Ethnic Jokes
- Farmer Jokes
- Fishing Jokes
- Food Jokes
- Funny Insults
- Funny Puns
- Heaven & Hell Jokes
- Idiot Jokes
- Kids & Family Jokes
- Knock Knock Jokes
- Language Jokes
- Lawyer Jokes
- Life Jokes
- Lightbulb Jokes
- Little Johnny Jokes
- Love Jokes
- Marriage Jokes
- Medical Jokes
- Men & Women jokes
- Military Jokes
- Misc Jokes
- Old People Jokes
- PMS Jokes
- Police Jokes
- Political Jokes
- Redneck Jokes
- Religion Jokes
- School Joke
- Science Jokes
- Shopping Jokes
- Sport Jokes
- Texas Jokes
- Travel Jokes
- True Stories
- Work Jokes
- Yo mama!
- Funny Videos
- Funny Pictures
- My bookmarks
- Search
- Newest funny stuff
Heaven & Hell Jokes
mommy mommy
Submitted by dave on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 23:08.mummy,mummy why are we pushing the car offthe cliff? shut up or you'll wake your father
»
- Login or register to post comments
- 44 reads
- send to friend
i dont know what this is soo ha ha ha!!!
Submitted by djcracker on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 01:32.yo mamma is so white when she went to heaven she blended in like a ghost
»
- Login or register to post comments
- 48 reads
- send to friend
i dont know what this is soo ha ha ha!!!
Submitted by djcracker on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 01:32.yo mamma is so white when she went to heaven she blended in like a ghost
»
- Login or register to post comments
- 35 reads
- send to friend
yo momma so ugly
Submitted by yomommaizass on Tue, 07/20/2010 - 23:28.yo momma so ugly she joined an ugly contest,they said sorry"no professionals
»
- Login or register to post comments
- 32 reads
- send to friend
mrfPtVbSfxGV
Submitted by zusecon on Fri, 05/14/2010 - 13:17.VvbRZJ maryland health insurance plan =[[[ first colony life insurance %)) life insurance rates fltnp auto insurance rates wklmz read more »
»
- Login or register to post comments
- 53 reads
- send to friend
so funny
Submitted by chipmonk on Sat, 12/12/2009 - 21:24.how do u spell ackmed? said a bloke in a bar, and ackmed said, ......a.....c....flem.......m......e......d!
»
- 1 comment
- 218 reads
- send to friend
steps to heaven
Submitted by PrincezAlexandr... on Tue, 03/31/2009 - 14:37.ok so there is a blonde, brown, and a red head,and they want to get to heaven.there was 100,000 steps to heaven.So god told them he was going to tell them a joke on each step and if they laughed the couldn't go to heaven. So on the first step the brown head laughed on the 55,000th step the blonde laughed. read more »
»
- 8 comments
- 5019 reads
- send to friend
Days in hell
Submitted by KrazyK095 on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 20:54.Bob dies and finds himself in hell. While he's wallowing in self pity, he stumbles across a demon.
Demon: Why so glum?
Man: Why'd you think? I'm in hell!
Demon: Aww, hells not so bad. Actually, we have a lot of fun!
Man: ...huh?
Demon: Do you drink?
Man: Yes... read more »
»
- 1 comment
- 3482 reads
- send to friend
There once was a rich man who was near death...
Submitted by kris on Sun, 08/31/2008 - 11:17.There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him.
An angel hears his plea and appears to him.
"Sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you." read more »
»
- 32 comments
- 5150 reads
- send to friend
One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer...
Submitted by boloo2 on Sat, 08/09/2008 - 22:04.One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic."
St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and decided to make the question a little harder, "How many people died on the ship?" read more »
»
- 23 comments
- 2928 reads
- send to friend
