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japanese pizza

A british man goes to japan on a holiday, hates japanese food. He asked the hotal manager for a pizza so the manager orders him 1. he asked for pepperoni then the delivery boy turns up. here you go. then the british man sneezes constantly. what did you put on this pizza? pepper-only!

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It was an emotional wedding...

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

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To some - marriage is a word...

To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.

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If you step onto a plane...

If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!

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He drove his expensive car...

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

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Did you hear about the guy...

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.

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