Funny Insults

i say hush hush hush hush no i really meant it shut up.:]

damm it sucks to be michle buble because he just hasnt met you yet :]

yo mama so ugly she tryed to go to the doctor said ''turn back around cause right now ain't looking good for you...the doctor said

if your a vegetarian and a fat person comes over and says to you hate meat say to them you hate vegetables

if anyone asks a stupid questions about something they already know like eg. if they see a spider on the roof and they ask what it is say its a piece of poo with black legs and its moving  read more »

yo mammas so fat the only letters she knows in the alphabets is KFC

Yo mama so fat when she has a yellow rain coat on people call "taxi"

Your momma's so fat when she sat on the
rainbow skittles popped out.
Your momma's so fat the scales said to be
continued when she stood on them.
Your momma's so fat when she sat on the
sofa she fell right threw it.

YOUR MUM SOO DUMB WHEN SHE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL AND THE COACH SAID SUBSTITUTE SHE BECAME A PROSTITUTE

your mum soo ugly her mum wont giv birth to her!

YOUR MUM SOO FAT WHEN SHE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS UR DAD THAUGHT IT WAS EASTENDERS