Funny Insults

Your so ugly you sat in your limo and it became old fashion

Your so ugly you sat in your limo and it became old fashion

I went to Spain I didnt know were I was going !,
I asked some guy and he was speaking spanish I didnt understand and ended up in a spanish Nanny Knitting club.
The lady put me in a club were all the ages 60-80s were but I was only 34 !!
And I said Hey Grandma Hurry up and get me my needle and I fell asleep when she came back.

yo mumma so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said her phone number!!!

This is my Husband Rick! The "The P is silent"

I wouldn't say my mamma's fat -
But she does have double chins all the way down to her ankles

If you had another brain, it would be lonely .

Don ' t you need a license to be that ugly ?

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support ?

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!