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Your so ugly

Your so ugly you sat in your limo and it became old fashion

1.866665
Average: 1.9 (45 votes)
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Your so ugly

Your so ugly you sat in your limo and it became old fashion

1.857145
Average: 1.9 (14 votes)
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Im Lost (Very Funny)

I went to Spain I didnt know were I was going !,
I asked some guy and he was speaking spanish I didnt understand and ended up in a spanish Nanny Knitting club.
The lady put me in a club were all the ages 60-80s were but I was only 34 !!
And I said Hey Grandma Hurry up and get me my needle and I fell asleep when she came back.

1.37838
Average: 1.4 (37 votes)
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yo mumma so fat

yo mumma so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said her phone number!!!

3.12963
Average: 3.1 (54 votes)
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Rick

This is my Husband Rick! The "The P is silent"

3.2459
Average: 3.2 (61 votes)
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Oh mother

I wouldn't say my mamma's fat -
But she does have double chins all the way down to her ankles

2.16216
Average: 2.2 (37 votes)
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If you had another brain...

If you had another brain, it would be lonely .

2.891305
Average: 2.9 (46 votes)
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Don't you need a license...

Don ' t you need a license to be that ugly ?

3.57143
Average: 3.6 (42 votes)
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Have you considered suing...

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support ?

3.382355
Average: 3.4 (34 votes)
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I don't know what makes you so stupid...

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

3.525
Average: 3.5 (40 votes)
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