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our lord's hotel.
Submitted by lanrex on Mon, 07/05/2010 - 12:30.an idle man woke up one day and noticed an inscription on a very big building with the word'OUR LORD'S HOTEL'.on entering into the hotel,he demanded for pizza,frapuccino,hotdog,champagne,juice and many other fantastic food.some minute after,a little note was dropped on his table.he picked it up and saw on it,TOTAL PURCHASED:$51,000. read more »
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why do french people eat snails?
Submitted by emzeedee on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 11:05.Q; why do french people eat snails?
A; because they hate fast food!!
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burger king
Submitted by kemi s on Thu, 03/12/2009 - 11:23.this women is so old she was alive when buger king was a prince
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potato
Submitted by w33-b on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 20:21.why did the potato run away?
because the peelers were after it
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Funny Menu
Submitted by boloo2 on Fri, 08/08/2008 - 21:47.The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizarre menu items in restaurants.
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China
Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong
Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos - Cairo
French fried ships - Cairo
Garlic Coffee - Europe
Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) - Europe
Boiled Frogfish - Europe
Sweat from the trolley - Europe
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream - China read more »
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Read aloud for best results
Submitted by boloo2 on Fri, 08/08/2008 - 21:46.Read aloud for best results (and some semblance of comprehension). This was nominated "best email of 1997".
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review...
Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?" read more »
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There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist...
Submitted by boloo2 on Fri, 08/08/2008 - 21:45.There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts "Praise the Lord!".
The atheist yells back, "There is no God".
She does this every morning with the same result. As time goes on, the lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food. She goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says "Praise the Lord".
The next morning she goes out onto the porch and there's the groceries she asked for, and of course, she shouts "Praise the Lord!!!". read more »
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God is watching
Submitted by boloo2 on Fri, 08/08/2008 - 21:45.The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, "Take only one. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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The Atheist and the Shark
Submitted by boloo2 on Fri, 08/08/2008 - 21:44.There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.
As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He's scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in a horrific splendor, the atheist screams, "Oh God! Save me!" read more »
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