Food Jokes

have a life you dont need a pascall swirll.
sick of pascall swirlls have a pascall swirll.
finished a pascall swirll take a brake have a kit kat.
need a lift have a boost.:]

tv:finished listening have a pascall swirll.......

nan:whats a pascall swirll?

kid:nan just for get it your too old to have a pascall swirll you would break a hip trying to eat it.

tv:finished listening have a pascall swirll.......

nan:whats a pascall swirll?

kid:nan just for get it your too old to have a pascall swirll you would break a hip trying to eat it.

finished eating a cow have a pascall swirll.
finished being drunk off shots have a pascall swirll.
finished haveing family photo have a pascall swirll.
finished listening to my pascall swirl jokes have a pascall swirl.
brian says no no no to the pascall swirll add
dam last friday night i ate a pascall swrill.

need a lift eat a boost.
finished a jacks pack from hungry jacks have a pascall swirll.
finished a pascall swirll well bloody hell eat another pascall swirll to shut this girl up.

hungry jacks servent:
would you like a jacks pack?

yo muma:
why would i want a jacks pack?

hungry jacks servent:
well i just saw you eat 15 whole bags of pascall swirlls and you werent shareing.

yo mama so fucking fat that she has pizza delivery on speed dial

yo mama so fucking fat that she has pizza delivery on speed dial

why did the cheif get arrested by the cops? A: because he was beating his meat..

So I was walking down the street I saw a tomarto so I asked him why he was so red and he said because he just is

q:what does a banna say when it answeres the phone

a:yellow