Ethnic Jokes

Q: How does a welshman find sheep in long grass?

A: Very Satisfying

Q.What is the difference between a jew and a boy scout?
A. A boyscout comes home from summer camp.

joe is a paki hatin taxi driver who loves to mount the kirb and run pakis over and the sound of the fud when he hits them.

but a preist gets in and joe sees a paki and mounts the kirb but thinks about the preist and drives out the way but still hears the thud and joe says:sorry farther i neally hit a paki_ the preist says its allright i hit the cunt with the door

What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy
performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon?

He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side.

One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.

The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling...
"SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures carved on it, in order:

A Woman, A Donkey, A Shovel, A Fish, A Star of David.

After months of study, the leader took the rock and went on a lecture tour. He said the carvings were thousands of years old but even so, they revealed a lot about the people of that time.

The woman being placed first in the line of figures showed that women were held in very high esteem - most likely a family oriented culture.

They probably used the donkey to till the fields.  read more »

Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"
Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."

The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."
She responds, "Buckwheat is dumb."

"Now spell 'stupid'."
Darla says, "s-t-u-p-i-d."

The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."
Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."

Then the teacher call on Buckwheat and asks, "Buckwheat, spell dictate."
Buckwheat stands up and says, "d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."

The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in the a sentence."  read more »

There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a train, and was unable to find a seat. The man walked up and down the different cars untill he discovered that an old lady's tiny dog was taking up a whole seat.

So he said to the lady, "Hey, you think you could move your dog? I can't find a seat."

Now this wasn't a nice lady, so she replied, "You rude American! My little poodles needs somewhere to be!"  read more »