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What do The Force and duct tape have in common?

Q: What do The Force and duct tape have in common?

A: They both have a light side and a dark side, and they both hold the universe together.

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Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill!

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What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?

What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?

He ran... wouldn't you?

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How can you tell if the drummer's platform is level?

Q: How can you tell if the drummer's platform is level?

A: Drool is coming out of both sides of his mouth.

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Hollywood's Motto

Hollywood's Motto

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

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What has three balls and comes from outer space?

What has three balls and comes from outer space?

E.T., the Extra-Testicle!

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Did you hear that Disney is going to make a movie about Dee Dee Corodini?

Did you hear that Disney is going to make a movie about Dee Dee Corodini?

Yup, it will be called "101 Donations."

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What has 148 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?

What has 148 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper!

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Why did the Pillsbury doughgirl get pregnant???

Why did the Pillsbury doughgirl get pregnant???

The doughboy forgot his weenie wrap

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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count?

How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count?

Eminem has to chew before swallowing

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