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What has 148 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?

What has 148 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper!

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Why did the Pillsbury doughgirl get pregnant???

Why did the Pillsbury doughgirl get pregnant???

The doughboy forgot his weenie wrap

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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count?

How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count?

Eminem has to chew before swallowing

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There were five thousand Smurfs...

There were five thousand Smurfs, and one Smurfette, and she screwed each one seven times. Enter 5000+1 times 7 in a calculator to see what Smurfette was...

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A little kid walks into a movie theater one day...

A little kid walks into a movie theater one day. At the counter, he buys one ticket and then goes in. All of a sudden, he comes back out and buys another one. The man at the counter asks 'Why do you want another one?' The kid replies 'Because that man over there ripped the other one!'

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Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?

Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?

A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

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In the movie, "Lord of the Rings" why does the Ring of Power glow?

In the movie, "Lord of the Rings" why does the Ring of Power glow?

Because it gets fingered by the Hobbit.

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Have you heard about Ron Howard's new movie...

Have you heard about Ron Howard's new movie — a travel documentary about the Netherlands?

It's called ''Mr. Opie's Holland.''

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What do Roseanne and a battleship have in common?

What do Roseanne and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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In "Fellowship of the Rings," what did Sauron say to Frodo?

In "Fellowship of the Rings," what did Sauron say to Frodo?

"You're a hard hobbit to break!"

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