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Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

To smoke some marijuana

Jack got high

Pulled down his fly

And Jill said I don't wanna!

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Hollywood Lessons

1. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
2. Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
3. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach the armpit level of a woman, but only the waist level of the man lying beside her.
4. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.  read more »

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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What do The Force and duct tape have in common?

Q: What do The Force and duct tape have in common?

A: They both have a light side and a dark side, and they both hold the universe together.

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Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill!

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What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?

What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?

He ran... wouldn't you?

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How can you tell if the drummer's platform is level?

Q: How can you tell if the drummer's platform is level?

A: Drool is coming out of both sides of his mouth.

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Hollywood's Motto

Hollywood's Motto

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

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What has three balls and comes from outer space?

What has three balls and comes from outer space?

E.T., the Extra-Testicle!

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Did you hear that Disney is going to make a movie about Dee Dee Corodini?

Did you hear that Disney is going to make a movie about Dee Dee Corodini?

Yup, it will be called "101 Donations."

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